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Once upon a time there was a little creature named nelmar; he had a doggies body and an evil boys head. He ventured forth within the dark continent Interweb; herein we recount his exploits!




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The nelmarzone would like to take this oppurtunity to say a very...


to one of nelmars two brothers. This particular brother lives "up North" so can stand very low temperatures, likes pies (and anything else that comes deep fried and battered) and is obviously very hard, because he lives "up North". So, have a great day, your present's in the post.

Oh, and sorry, we just couldn't resist (when you unwrap it, you'll understand!)

For a picture of this particular bruvva (with his good hair on) click here.


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